Korban kat AL WARDAH

Salam semua,
Insyallah surau khairiah kami korbankan 2 ekor lembu tahun ni. Dengar2 nya Dato' Seri nak hadiahkan seekor lagi kat komuniti kami. Terimakasih To'. Much appreciated. Kena tambah petugas jele. Nak kerjakan lembu ni bukan senang. Especially Korban/Akikah. Persembahan kita pada Allah kena yang terbaiklah. Ingat cerita Qabil Dan Habil (Kane & Abel). Kalo tak ingat baca Quran tu balik.

Semalam dengar ceramah, amalan terbaik on Hari Raya Korban tu Korban la. TU yang Maha Esa paling suka. Insyallah amalan kita diterima. Anyways jangan dok syok melapah sampai tinggal semayang Zohor yek.

Insyallah kalau u all nak mintak kami sediakan anika jenis juadah berasaskan lembu/kambing, we'll be glad to oblige. Upah masak je memadai. Insyallah yang terbaik pada hari baik bulan baik.

Salam and Cheers
Andaks
Ps:- Brape bahagian tahun ni sis? Kena cukupkan 7 untuk tunggangan kita kat siratul Mustakim nanti.

Broken Promises.....A Tragedy of Life

Dear All,
Cant help noticing that there's too much promises being made by our politicians lately. Well what we are worried is that whether they understand what a promise really is. A promise is a contract where there is usually an offer, acceptance and a promise of consideration in either the form of money, time, love etc.2. Bukan bukak mulut cakapje. The mind is a fantastic thing in that is justifies just up to everything even if means breaking promises. Tu otak orang munafik bros.

Just think about it, promises are the essence that hold the fabric of society together. It purportedly allows persons to receive mandates from either citizens, spouses, sons or daughters on the premise that mandate holders will keep to their word. Although its invisible, Its a powerful thing... thats how nobility was born. Adam held the first mandate from God. Failure in society values,business, marriage and not keeping the household together are usually a result of a lot of broken promises. Nie belum cakap tentang promises made between leaders of societies and between nations.

What we are getting at is that we should not allow such practice to be a norm. "Tunaikan Janji tu" should be our motto instead of "People are suckers. Anyway life's a bitch and then we die." Let's start with our mom and dad, the mrs and our children. Hopefully if we practice what we preach it will catch on. Its a long term project boyos but hopefully within 20 years time, we'd have a more caring society.

Bukan apa sedih tengok mak2 semo kena tinggal dek anak. Kena cari ubat no... masalahnya tak bole cari kat farmasi. Sakit jiwa sis.

Till next time.
Andaks
Ps:- Our advice "Be Good and Stay Good"

Bajet 2011...Kena bajet2

Dear All,
Bila kaji2 bajet 2011 nie ada 2 perspective. Satu utk org2 kaya bangsawan, se lagi golongan macam kita2 ni.Contoh nya when they announced that there are at least 300 items exempted from duty. Tu signal utk bangsawan2 kita gi shopping. Jangan lak kakak2 semo over gi swipe credit card. Tu yang masalah org kite, lain kena target, lain pulak yang kena (or is it mengena?)

Org2 macam kite kena pikir muamalat ie camne nak tolak all these goods to the rich and famous. Not the other way round. Ikan kembong pun dah RM10-00 sekilo kak. Lagi mahal dari ayam. Ni lagi nak beli handbag ke 20. Cukup2 le tu. The signal that the Govt is giving is that it is creating a more business friendly environment for aspiring enterprenuers sebab tu depa exempt kan duty on a lot of goods. Depa faham that without bonuses a lot of people are going into side businesses anyway. So lets make it conducive.

For the Govt servant, dont despair that there's no bonus. The Govt is just telling u that it is overstaffed. Yele if u chk the statistics we have the second largest no of govt staff per population in the world. And this is with all the e perolehan and other automation programmes that the Govt has introduced. Apalagi if u are looking for extra income , bermuamalat le. Jangan amik rasuah pulak. Bencana dunia akhirat. U can serve the economy better by bowing out. Tapi...Job Security? I want to serve. Well, unless u are a fireman, policeman or soldier, its better that u serve from the outside. Rezeki tu dari Allah kan? Rahmat Allah tu luas. Think about it. If things are the same next year you guys better start thinking about controlling ur own destinies.

Anyways we hope that the Govt do something about controlling the prices of fish and poultry. Sebab org kita suka kat soto n laksa. Last skali kita semo jadi vegetarian le. Tu pun kangkung, kobis ngan timun je.

Cheers and Salam,
Andaks

Daging Masak Lemak Belimbing Buluh + Ikan keli

Dear All,
Baru2 ni buat keje teman nak gi haji and bertugas kat Lubnan. Main dish daging masak lemak belimbing buluh ngan ikan keli goreng cili hijau. Kampung betul tu pastu ulam ngan sambal belacan top up ngan air asam. Rasa macam balik Benut je.

Funny how sayur2 kampung nie have an effect on meat and poultry especially bila ada element santan dalam lauk tu. Belimbing buluh, terung pipit, bunga kantan. Nie semo warisan kita kak. Jangan dok ingat petai ngan jering je. Tu yang bagi lauk tu have that slight difference in taste and smell. Nak senang cakap apa yang mak ngan nenek pakai dulu. Sekarang nie nak senang tabur Ajinamoto je. Masalah dia rambut lak gugur n rasa pun tak sama.

Anyways sekarang nie masakan kampung dah start hot balik coz semorg dah tepu makan lauk Raya dan Kahwin. So apalagi macam arwah Sudirman kata, Balik Kampung le kita. Calling2 le kita.

Cheers and Salam,
Andaks

Nb:- Tengah pening pikir 8 lauk kekampung utk 8 hari. No repetition pls.

First Flight to Mecca....Sabtu ni

Salam All,
Musim Haji dah nak dekat. Bakal 2 Tetamu Allah semo tengah siap2 kain ihram etc22. Jangan lupa baju sejuk (sweater/pullover) se dua. Cuaca kat dunia skrg ni tak menentu. Negeri panas judi sejuk sampai blizzard. Yang sejuk pulak heat wave. Apa nak buat, bila dah tua benda pelik2 jadi. Samala jugak ngan mother nature ni dah jadi great grandmother pun.

Pesan kami pasang niat yang betul. Jangan banyak cakap sangat kat tanah suci tu. Believe me one thing I noticed about Mecca is its ancientness. Ye le Dpd Nabi Adam sampai ke present day. Magical eh?. You'd better believe it. Rasa macam you are transported back thousands of years back in time. Cuma bila nampak Hilton ngan Coke tu baru teringat kita ni di 21st century. So pakai mata je, mulut kena tutup.

Insyallah sebelum berangkat ke Tanah Suci if we could be of any assistance esp on serving great food. We'll give it our best shot. Biasanya nasi putih ngan lauk lemak. Something light... kalo tidak asyik mengantuk lak.

Anyways, Ahlan Wasahlan kepada semua Tetamu Allah. Selamat Pergi dan Balik. Insyallah Haji yang Mabrur. Bon Voyage, Godspeed and God Bless.

Salam and Cheers,
Andaks
Ps: Tengah kumpul2 duit untuk Umrah and Haji. Insyallah tercapai.

Anika Noodles...Letih ngan nasi?

Salam All,
Syawal ni dok telan pelbagai bahan asas nasi. Nasi impit, ketupat, lemang, beriyani, minyak, tomato. Puuhhh. Kena bagi perut rest sikit.

We suggest, a change... maybe some macaroni, pasta or quishe/pizza. Ni semo pun ada kat dapur kami. Not just bolognaise but also marinara ala creme kupang or lala. Take ur pick.

So spice up your life without too much chili. Tukar dari palm oil to olive oil. Kan makanan Nabi dulu2 tu. Cicah olive oil 2 ngan breadrolls with garlic. mmm...something different no?

Salam and Cheers,
Andaks

Goodbye Jakarta... Hello Kuala Lumpur?????

Dear All,
Sekarang ni hot topic cerita sal Immigration skali lagi. Yele every time change new minister benda ni dok crop out je. My personal comment? We Malaysians have a choice. Been a foreign student/worker before. So I know the feeling.

Susah nak cakap bros. Hujan emas kat negeri org, hujan batu kat negeri sendiri. Seronok lagi dok kat KL. Tapi looking back at KL 20++ years ago, memang tak banyak peluang. So keje overseas tu memang la nampak attractive. Sama le jugak depa ni yg musafir dari Jakarta, Decca, Lagos, Yangon and Saigon. They're just looking for a better life.The young Malaysians always complain but they've been fed with a golden spoon all their lives. Sama le macam budak2 kat UK, States and Aussie. Life can be really miserable bros. Tanye je sahabat2 kita dari overseas tu. Depa pun heran kita ni jaga budak, ketuk batu n sapu sampah nak outsource to them. Believe it, I was of the same opinion when I was overseas. Yele dulu kat KL pakai computer pakai DOS ngan Wordstar, Kreng Krung22 berejam2. Tu pun kalo ada PC. Dulu arga PC tu sama macam beli Proton Saga. Semo Mat ngan Minah Salleh (young and old) kat overseas dah pakai mouse ngan Apple Mac so keje2 vokay ni outsource le. Sounds familiar?

Of course I agree that our Immigration Dept ni lak over2. Sampai Petronas station penuh ngan foreign workers. Kan self service? Duit punya pasal. As I said we have a choice but I guess its inevitable. Saw a glimpse of news on The Bali Road Map, supposed to be a progression of the Kyoto Protocol. Maksudnye Green environment la tu bang. Dont believe it will work coz kalo nak hidup senang kena melombong, mengorek, menebang apa yg mother nature ada kat bumi nie so its all just ip service nak bagi sedap tengok kat TV je. Wall Street rules kan. So what does it have to do with us? Well, kalau u suka keje tatap2 PC and tak nak buat keje vokay than we have to accept the influx of foreign workers sampai negeri depa tu maju. Not saying its bad but its a fact of life. So the only solution is control and enforcement so that crime and moral values tu tercapai.

Look on the positive side we now have many versions of briyani and noodles kat KL ni skrg. Long Live Good FOOOD. Till next time.

Cheers and Salam,
Andaks

Scratch and Lose

Dear All,
Cant help noticing the headline in the STAR today. The Scratch and Lose Gang are back!!! Ni lepas MLM ngan Pyramid scheme semo dah tak jalan...depa ni kembali with a vengeance. So beware. Like we said earlier hadiah dari langit ni bukan impossible tapi niat tu bros. Always tak betul.

Lets get back tu basics and kerjekan muamalat. Jual beli yang bersugguh2. If the transaction is something you cant control from A-Z, carile benda lain. Easy money tu most probably is a scam. Ask the scratch and lose gang. Depa pun berhempas pulas nak convince kita no. The difference is once they get us in their clutches, they control the whole process. Modus operandi depa ni bordering from unethical too near criminal. Sebab tu life span diorg ni 3-4 bulan je. Macam Cendawan.

Actually all these Ferarris and Cayennes on the road are having a bad influence on our family values. Everybody for himself/herself sampai Halal Haram pun dah lupa. Mak Pak pun kena tinggal kat bas sten. And they say that we are a progressive and tolerant society. Get Real Folks.
Bukan apa kak, nak peringat je. Jangan dah terantuk baru nak mengadah.

Salam and Cheers,
Andaks
Ps:- We are sticking to F&B and by the way folks, there's no scratching in our business. And everybody wins.

Long Live the King...Prisoner of Zenda Part 2

Dear All,
We're still in the Festive mood in Syawal and guess what? To top it all we have a new King in negeri ulek mayamg. Alhandullilah yang baik tu semuanye dari Allah. Prince Charming kata....Touche Black Duke. Full Time...White 1 Black 0.There's justice in this world after all. Not insinuating anything but terubat sikit hati keluarga arwah bodyguard kite.

Pesan kami pada Tuanku, Rule justly. As Lord Dennings said in his memoirs, "We not only have to be fair but must also be seen to be fair". Tak cukup dalam hati je no. If we may not be so bold to suggest Your Highness ,The country needs a Queen. Penyeri Rakyat le katakan. We know you will choose wisely.

Long Live the King. God is Great.

Cheers and Salam
Andaks
Ps:- To the Black Duke, my old Kelisa's for sale. Tip top condition.Guess you ave to downgrade from the usual Rolls and Lamborghini.